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		<title>i still take photos occasionally</title>
		<link>http://www.chumptastic.org/2012/03/09/i-still-take-photos-occasionally/</link>
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		<description><![CDATA[incendies is about the least foreign movie i can imagine. thanks rogers video: i&#8217;m going to guess there aren&#8217;t a lot of sports fans writing for healthy living moods magazine. MPV! MPV! how will i know what kind of coffee to order, tim hortons?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>incendies is about the least foreign movie i can imagine.  thanks rogers video:<br />
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<p>i&#8217;m going to guess there aren&#8217;t a lot of sports fans writing for healthy living moods magazine.  MPV!  MPV!<br />
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<p>how will i know what kind of coffee to order, tim hortons?<br />
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		<title>best of 2011</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 16:39:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[just under the deadline, here are my lists of general awesomeness for 2011. if you were to ask me again in a month or two, the order would likely change, but the albums and songs probably wouldn&#8217;t change much. favouritest albums 1. sports &#8211; sports 2. hooded fang &#8211; tosta mista 3. stephen malkmus &#038; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>just under the deadline, here are my lists of general awesomeness for 2011.  if you were to ask me again in a month or two, the order would likely change, but the albums and songs probably wouldn&#8217;t change much.</p>
<p><strong>favouritest albums</strong><br />
1. sports &#8211; sports<br />
2. hooded fang &#8211; tosta mista<br />
3. stephen malkmus &#038; the jicks &#8211; mirror traffic<br />
4. sloan &#8211; the double cross<br />
5. bry webb &#8211; provider<br />
6. timber timbre &#8211; creep on creepin&#8217; on<br />
7. papermaps &#8211; papermaps<br />
8. radiohead &#8211; the king of limbs<br />
9. laura peek &#8211; key<br />
10. miracle fortress &#8211; was i the wave?<br />
11. cuff the duke &#8211; morning comes<br />
12. chad vangaalen &#8211; diaper island<br />
13. wildlife &#8211; strike hard, young diamond<br />
14. ruby coast &#8211; whatever this is<br />
15. fruit bats &#8211; tripper<br />
16. rural alberta advantage &#8211; departing<br />
17. suuns &#8211; zeroes qc<br />
18. memphis &#8211; here comes a city<br />
19. st. vincent &#8211; strange mercy<br />
20. destroyer &#8211; kaputt<br />
21. cake &#8211; showroom of compassion<br />
22. peter elkas &#8211; repeat offender<br />
23. tigre benvie &#8211; mistiness<br />
24. ohbijou &#8211; metal meets<br />
25. hey rosetta! &#8211; seeds<br />
26. the decemberists &#8211; the king is dead<br />
27. braids &#8211; native speaker<br />
28. the darcys &#8211; the darcys<br />
29. dinosaur bones &#8211; my divider<br />
30. josh rouse and the long vacations &#8211; josh rouse and the long vacations</p>
<p><strong>favouritest songs</strong><br />
1. sports &#8211; tra la la<br />
2. hooded fang &#8211; tosta mista<br />
3. bry webb &#8211; asa / rivers of gold<br />
4. sloan &#8211; follow the leader<br />
5. chad vangaalen &#8211; replace me<br />
6. miracle fortress &#8211; miscalculations<br />
7. timber timbre &#8211; woman<br />
8. laura peek &#8211; stay sharp<br />
9. papermaps &#8211; reunion<br />
10. radiohead &#8211; morning mr. magpie<br />
11. cadence weapon &#8211; baby i&#8217;m yours (ft. shad)<br />
12. stephen malkmus &#038; the jicks &#8211; stick figures in love<br />
13. wildlife &#8211; drunken heart<br />
14. fruit bats &#8211; dolly<br />
15. rural alberta advantage &#8211; stamp<br />
16. memphis &#8211; what is this thing called?<br />
17. ruby coast &#8211; whatever this is<br />
18. st. vincent &#8211; surgeon<br />
19. tiger benvie &#8211; black bolt<br />
20. the dears &#8211; blood<br />
21. cake &#8211; sick of you<br />
22. suuns &#8211; gaze<br />
23. olenka and the autumn lovers &#8211; odessa<br />
24. destroyer &#8211; chinatown<br />
25. graham wright &#8211; the lakes of alberta, pt. ii<br />
26. mister heavenly &#8211; pineapple girl<br />
27. dinosaur bones &#8211; ice hotels<br />
28. peter elkas &#8211; tiny valentine<br />
29. ohbijou &#8211; niagara<br />
30. handsome furs &#8211; when i get back<br />
31. the decemberists &#8211; calamity song<br />
32. girls &#8211; honey bunny<br />
33. hey rosetta! &#8211; young glass<br />
34. sondre lerche &#8211; private caller<br />
35. smith westerns &#8211; weekend</p>
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		<title>free raisins</title>
		<link>http://www.chumptastic.org/2011/08/09/1029/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2011 20:17:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[sigh, i&#8217;m always too late for everything.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>sigh, i&#8217;m always too late for everything.<br />
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		<title>cats:  nature&#8217;s masseuses</title>
		<link>http://www.chumptastic.org/2011/07/29/1020/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 16:43:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i just got this email, and i feel obligated to post it: Dear Robert, My name is Candice and I promote content across the web. While searching for some resources, posts and pictures around cats and cat lovers, I came across your site and thought your readers would enjoy this cat infographic. Many would consider [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i just got this email, and i feel obligated to post it:</p>
<blockquote><p>Dear Robert,</p>
<p>My name is Candice and I promote content across the web. While searching for some resources, posts and pictures around cats and cat lovers, I came across your site and thought your readers would enjoy this cat infographic.</p>
<p>Many would consider cat paws to be nature&#8217;s masseuses, given the natural tendency of paw kneading. This infographic humorously illustrates some techniques you could teach your kitty cat to relieve some of those stress created knots.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.massagetherapyschools.net/cat-massage/">The Guide to a Cat Massage [Infographic]</a></p>
<p>The link also provides the embed of the graphic, which ensures creative commons.</p>
<p>I hope your readers enjoy this graphic! If you have any questions regarding this infographic or any others, please feel free to contact me. </p>
<p>Thanks,<br />
Candice P.
</p></blockquote>
<p>candice p. knows me well.  how can i NOT post this infographic?  it even features animated cat paw kneading action!<br />
<a href="http://www.massagetherapyschools.net/cat-massage"><img src="http://images.massagetherapyschools.net.s3.amazonaws.com/cat-massage.gif" alt="Guide to Cat Massage" width="500"  border="0" /></a><br />Created by: <a href="http://www.massagetherapyschools.net/">Massage Therapy Schools</a></p>
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		<title>ridiculous photo fun</title>
		<link>http://www.chumptastic.org/2011/07/15/ridiculous-photo-fun/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jul 2011 15:03:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#8217;ve been fascinated by this &#8220;shop&#8221; in village on the grange for the last couple years &#8211; this photo doesn&#8217;t adequately capture the fact that it&#8217;s at most 2 feet deep: how could they possibly be renovating it? how much do you suppose their rent is for this &#8220;space&#8221;? quick, spot the design flaw: one [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i&#8217;ve been fascinated by this &#8220;shop&#8221; in village on the grange for the last couple years &#8211; this photo doesn&#8217;t adequately capture the fact that it&#8217;s at most 2 feet deep:<br />
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how could they possibly be renovating it?  how much do you suppose their rent is for this &#8220;space&#8221;?</p>
<p>quick, spot the design flaw:<br />
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<p>one rainy day after work, a makeshift pen was set up in the park in front of my building.  i started hearing people saying &#8220;baa&#8221; loudly, so i looked out my window and saw this:<br />
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i still don&#8217;t quite understand why people were pretending to be sheep.  this, of course, culminated with these &#8220;sheep&#8221; getting shorn:<br />
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disturbing and weird.  and hilarious.</p>
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		<title>how exactly does this help the green party&#8217;s cause?</title>
		<link>http://www.chumptastic.org/2011/05/02/how-exactly-does-this-help-the-green-partys-cause/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 16:32:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[politics aside, i&#8217;m unclear how putting this &#8220;pamphlet&#8221; under my door would make me vote green: i obviously enjoy ted talks like many people, but i&#8217;m not sure of the message this is trying to send&#8230;except maybe that wasting paper to distribute a photocopied list of your bookmarks may not be the greenest thing you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>politics aside, i&#8217;m unclear how putting this &#8220;pamphlet&#8221; under my door would make me vote green:<br />
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<p>i obviously enjoy ted talks like many people, but i&#8217;m not sure of the message this is trying to send&#8230;except maybe that wasting paper to distribute a photocopied list of your bookmarks may not be the greenest thing you could do.</p>
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		<title>regret</title>
		<link>http://www.chumptastic.org/2011/02/27/regret/</link>
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		<description><![CDATA[how did i neglect to buy this?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>how did i neglect to buy this?<br />
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		<title>favourite albums of the month</title>
		<link>http://www.chumptastic.org/2011/01/31/favourite-albums-of-the-month/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Feb 2011 00:19:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#8217;ve listened to a ton of new music this month. here&#8217;s a quick list of some of the best (in no particular order): black keys &#8211; brothers cake &#8211; showroom of compassion suuns &#8211; zeroes qc destroyer &#8211; kaputt the salteens &#8211; grey eyes smith westerns &#8211; dye it blonde braids &#8211; native speaker the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i&#8217;ve listened to a ton of new music this month.  here&#8217;s a quick list of some of the best (in no particular order):<br />
black keys &#8211; brothers<br />
cake &#8211; showroom of compassion<br />
suuns &#8211; zeroes qc<br />
destroyer &#8211; kaputt<br />
the salteens &#8211; grey eyes<br />
smith westerns &#8211; dye it blonde<br />
braids &#8211; native speaker<br />
the pinecones  &#8211; sage<br />
ruby coast &#8211; whatever this is<br />
decemberists &#8211; the king is dead<br />
tennis &#8211; cape dory</p>
<p>what am i missing?</p>
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		<title>best of 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2010 23:12:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[this has been a strange year for me, musically &#8211; my 3 favourite albums of the year are all courtesy of americans, and my most listened to album of the year (the beach boys&#8217; wild honey) was released in 1967. i also spent a huge amount of time this year listening to thrush hermit&#8217;s complete [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this has been a strange year for me, musically &#8211; my 3 favourite albums of the year are all courtesy of americans, and my most listened to album of the year (the beach boys&#8217; wild honey) was released in 1967.  i also spent a huge amount of time this year listening to thrush hermit&#8217;s complete recordings box set, but i don&#8217;t really consider that any more eligible for a 2010 list than wild honey. </p>
<p>having said that, there was some really great music released this year, and here&#8217;s my best attempt at recounting it:</p>
<p><strong>favouritest albums</strong><br />
1. the national &#8211; high violet<br />
2. menomena &#8211; mines<br />
3. spoon &#8211; transference<br />
4. forest city lovers &#8211; carriage*<br />
5. owen pallett &#8211; heartland*<br />
6. women &#8211; public strain*<br />
7. arcade fire &#8211; the suburbs*<br />
8. broken bells &#8211; broken bells<br />
9. the meligrove band &#8211; shimmering lights*<br />
10. the new pornographers &#8211; together*<br />
11. broken social scene &#8211; forgiveness rock record*<br />
12. zeus &#8211; say us*<br />
13. caribou &#8211; swim*<br />
14. the tallest man on earth &#8211; the wild hunt<br />
15. wavves &#8211; king of the beach<br />
16. ps i love you &#8211; meet me at the muster station*<br />
17. vampire weekend &#8211; contra<br />
18. wolf parade &#8211; expo 86*<br />
19. sufjan stevens &#8211; all delighted people ep<br />
20. plants and animals &#8211; la la land*</p>
<p>honourable mentions: various artists &#8211; the acorn &#8211; no ghost*, scott pilgrim vs the world ost, hooded fang &#8211; album*, the black keys &#8211; brothers, karkwa &#8211; les chemins de verre*</p>
<p><strong>favouritest songs</strong><br />
1. owen pallett &#8211; keep the dog quiet*<br />
2. the national &#8211; bloodbuzz ohio<br />
3. menomena &#8211; taos<br />
4. the new pornographers &#8211; your hands (together)*<br />
5. broken bells &#8211; the high road<br />
6. forest city lovers &#8211; tell me, cancer*<br />
7. arcade fire &#8211; ready to start*<br />
8. miles kurosky &#8211; i can&#8217;t swim<br />
9. broken social scene &#8211; meet me in the basement*<br />
10. born ruffians &#8211; what to say*<br />
11. spoon &#8211; the mystery zone<br />
12. stars &#8211; dead hearts*<br />
13. caribou &#8211; odessa*<br />
14. the meligrove band &#8211; make believe it*<br />
15. zeus &#8211; marching through your head*<br />
16. the tallest man on earth &#8211; love is all<br />
17. vampire weekend &#8211; white sky<br />
18. wavves &#8211; take on the world<br />
19. women &#8211; china steps*<br />
20. wolf parade &#8211; cloud shadow on the mountain*<br />
21. plants and animals &#8211; american idol*<br />
22. tokyo police club &#8211; wait up (boots of danger)*<br />
23. ghostkeeper &#8211; well, well, well*<br />
24. cee-lo green &#8211; fuck you<br />
25. ps i love you &#8211; 2012*</p>
<p>honourable mentions: tiger benvie &#8211; bodies tagged in bodybags*, novels &#8211; this wouldn&#8217;t be the last time*, the acorn &#8211; no ghost*, shad &#8211; rose garden*, the black keys &#8211; ten cent pistol, yukon blonde &#8211; wind blows*</p>
<p><strong>favouritest movies</strong><br />
1. black swan<br />
2. inception<br />
3. the social network<br />
4. the king&#8217;s speech<br />
5. never let me go<br />
6. shutter island<br />
7. true grit<br />
8. scott pilgrim vs the world<br />
9. micmacs<br />
10. inside job</p>
<p>honourable mentions: greenberg, life with murder, tabloid, the town</p>
<p>* denotes canadian artists</p>
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		<title>parking garage randomness</title>
		<link>http://www.chumptastic.org/2010/12/14/parking-garage-randomness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Dec 2010 17:49:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[apparently one of my neighbours was either in a big hurry, or has no depth perception: perhaps it was my neighbour who apparently parks a golf cart in their parking space? also, i like that the wheelchair spot (wait, a wheelchair spot in a parking garage?) is filled with a golf cart and a motorcycle.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>apparently one of my neighbours was either in a big hurry, or has no depth perception:<br />
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/chumptastic/5261381496/"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5046/5261381496_c12d75c9f5.jpg"></a></p>
<p>perhaps it was my neighbour who apparently parks a golf cart in their parking space?<br />
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/chumptastic/5260775709/"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5089/5260775709_b75c4651d6.jpg"></a><br />
also, i like that the wheelchair spot (wait, a wheelchair spot in a parking garage?) is filled with a golf cart and a motorcycle.</p>
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