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28 Sep 05

free futon

i’d like you all to ask yourself this question:

if you saw a futon (complete with frame and mattress) sitting outside beside your apartment building’s dumpster, would you think to yourself “what a great find!” and promptly take it for your own? if so, did you take the futon that we left outside on the weekend an hour after we left it? if so, are you really that desparate for furniture? ok, so there was nothing really wrong with it… but i guess i can’t imagine doing that myself. part of me kind of hopes that i see it set up somewhere on the grounds of the centre for addiction and mental health with one of the crazies getting comfy.

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Pronunciation: 'ch&mp
Function: noun
Etymology: perhaps blend of chunk and lump
Date: 1883

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