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21 Mar 05

help name the alien baby!

i’ve just added a couple of polls to my righthand sidebar, because my sister needs your help! she’s currently faced with naming her unborn child (pictured above the polls; note the startling resemblance to an alien), and has agreed* to name her child whatever the voting masses deem appropriate. so please, make your vote count! vote early and vote often! you wouldn’t want the kid to end up with a weird name, would you?

*may or may not be true.

16 Responses to “help name the alien baby!”

  1. 1
    Sofi Says:

    Dear Kristi,

    Please do not feel limited by Rob’s ridiculous name choices. He is silly and immature.

    Anyway, I vote Zark for either gender.

    That or Dweezil.

    (p.s. – Congratulations!)

  2. 2
    sevenzarkseven Says:

    thanks for the congratulations sofi.
    i agree with you about rob being silly and immature, though i did come up with schmoopie, chachi, bobert, xochitl, banana and xiomara myself…i guess i’m silly and immature too.
    i rejected bobert since it sounds too much like robert. i don’t want rob to think i’m naming my child after him…
    i also came up sevenzarkseven. that was my first choice, but bill doesn’t like it. i guess i have to remember bill when i’m picking names. damnit. dweezil is cool though. i’ll keep it in mind.

  3. 3
    sevenzarkseve Says:

    hey rob, your poll thing is broken. it doesn’t like the name joanie. i think you must’ve rigged it.

  4. 4
    pager Says:

    nah, it’s not rigged. you’re just only allowed to vote once per day. cheater.

  5. 5
    sevenzarkseven Says:

    it was actually joan who was trying to vote for joanie, not me. i already told you that i wasn’t a big fan of joanie.

  6. 6
    pager Says:

    well, tell her to try again. worked for me.

  7. 7
    anne... Says:

    i hope that the feats of strength are still on for saturday, kristi. i’ve been doing bicep curls & drinking raw eggs to prepare. i really have my heart set on schmoopie bobert – it’s just so gender neutral!

    oh, and normal. totally normal.

  8. 8
    sevenzarkseven Says:

    no worries, it’s still on. just make sure you can beat my mom.

  9. 9
    sevenzarkseven Says:

    by the way, bill thinks we’re all sick…

  10. 10
    anne... Says:

    perhaps his disgust will slow his reflexes…

  11. 11
    robin Says:

    I just read about someone naming their daughter Sloane… you could pay tribute to ferris bueller and canrock at the same time!

  12. 12
    robin Says:

    kristi — check this site out:
    http://babynamewizard.com/namevoyager/lnv0105.html

  13. 13
    brian Says:

    hi well we know it is another boy so his name should be brill keith vardy i am willies bro and our ma would always call us at the same time and the name that came out was brill
    if by cance it is a girl wich u guys need i would name her bristy heheheheheheheh
    all my love hope for the best
    brian

  14. 14
    brian Says:

    hi well we know it is another boy so his name should be brill keith vardy i am willies bro and our ma would always call us at the same time and the name that came out was brill
    if by cance it is a girl wich u guys need i would name her bristy heheheheheheheh
    all my love hope for the best
    brian

  15. 15
    brian Says:

    hi well we know it is another boy so his name should be brill keith vardy i am willies bro and our ma would always call us at the same time and the name that came out was brill
    if by cance it is a girl wich u guys need i would name her bristy heheheheheheheh
    all my love hope for the best
    brian

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    sevenzarkseven Says:

    uh, yeah. that was brian. he couldn’t quite figure out how to use this laptop…
    and we don’t know for sure that it’s a boy…probably, but who knows.

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