chumptastic dot org 21 Mar
05
help name the alien baby!
i’ve just added a couple of polls to my righthand sidebar, because my sister needs your help! she’s currently faced with naming her unborn child (pictured above the polls; note the startling resemblance to an alien), and has agreed* to name her child whatever the voting masses deem appropriate. so please, make your vote count! vote early and vote often! you wouldn’t want the kid to end up with a weird name, would you?
*may or may not be true.
Dear Kristi,
Please do not feel limited by Rob’s ridiculous name choices. He is silly and immature.
Anyway, I vote Zark for either gender.
That or Dweezil.
(p.s. – Congratulations!)
March 21st, 2005 at 11:35 pmthanks for the congratulations sofi.
March 22nd, 2005 at 2:05 pmi agree with you about rob being silly and immature, though i did come up with schmoopie, chachi, bobert, xochitl, banana and xiomara myself…i guess i’m silly and immature too.
i rejected bobert since it sounds too much like robert. i don’t want rob to think i’m naming my child after him…
i also came up sevenzarkseven. that was my first choice, but bill doesn’t like it. i guess i have to remember bill when i’m picking names. damnit. dweezil is cool though. i’ll keep it in mind.
hey rob, your poll thing is broken. it doesn’t like the name joanie. i think you must’ve rigged it.
March 22nd, 2005 at 3:24 pmnah, it’s not rigged. you’re just only allowed to vote once per day. cheater.
March 22nd, 2005 at 3:29 pmit was actually joan who was trying to vote for joanie, not me. i already told you that i wasn’t a big fan of joanie.
March 22nd, 2005 at 3:35 pmwell, tell her to try again. worked for me.
March 22nd, 2005 at 4:48 pmi hope that the feats of strength are still on for saturday, kristi. i’ve been doing bicep curls & drinking raw eggs to prepare. i really have my heart set on schmoopie bobert – it’s just so gender neutral!
oh, and normal. totally normal.
March 22nd, 2005 at 6:56 pmno worries, it’s still on. just make sure you can beat my mom.
March 22nd, 2005 at 7:07 pmby the way, bill thinks we’re all sick…
March 22nd, 2005 at 7:09 pmperhaps his disgust will slow his reflexes…
March 22nd, 2005 at 7:15 pmI just read about someone naming their daughter Sloane… you could pay tribute to ferris bueller and canrock at the same time!
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:56 pmkristi — check this site out:
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:59 pmhttp://babynamewizard.com/namevoyager/lnv0105.html
hi well we know it is another boy so his name should be brill keith vardy i am willies bro and our ma would always call us at the same time and the name that came out was brill
March 25th, 2005 at 5:41 pmif by cance it is a girl wich u guys need i would name her bristy heheheheheheheh
all my love hope for the best
brian
hi well we know it is another boy so his name should be brill keith vardy i am willies bro and our ma would always call us at the same time and the name that came out was brill
March 25th, 2005 at 5:41 pmif by cance it is a girl wich u guys need i would name her bristy heheheheheheheh
all my love hope for the best
brian
hi well we know it is another boy so his name should be brill keith vardy i am willies bro and our ma would always call us at the same time and the name that came out was brill
March 25th, 2005 at 5:42 pmif by cance it is a girl wich u guys need i would name her bristy heheheheheheheh
all my love hope for the best
brian
uh, yeah. that was brian. he couldn’t quite figure out how to use this laptop…
March 25th, 2005 at 6:19 pmand we don’t know for sure that it’s a boy…probably, but who knows.