chumptastic dot org 14 Mar
05
a nice shot in the arm for my self esteem
a true conversation that took place today at lunch in the jduc cafeteria:
jduc cafeteria cashier: wow, you sure are going grey.
me: …thank you for saying so.
jcc: your dad or mom must’ve been grey young too huh?
me: yep. my dad.
jcc: well, i feel sorry for you. you shouldn’t be going so grey. you’re too young.
me: …it doesn’t really bother me…
jcc: well, i feel sorry for you.
quality customer care, sodhexo-style.
i happen to think you’re not completely unfortunate looking, if that helps at all. 😉
(oh c’mon! you know what i really think…)
March 14th, 2005 at 8:40 pmJust to rub salt in your wounds, I’d like to point out that in 7.5 months, you will no longer be able to subtitle your blog with the phrase “from a twenty-something canadian boy.”
Because we all know that at the end of October, you will be revealed to actually hail from Switzerland! (that, and you’ll turn 30)
Also: fantasy bbw chubby fat women in thongs!
March 14th, 2005 at 9:44 pm