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02 Dec 04

since you are in the internet…

i enjoyed this spam that i just received from info@directfast.com:

Since you are in the Internet, I figure you probably do some type of Internet advertising or Internet marketing. I have personally invited you to try one of my new products Keyword Houndog.

a) he’s right, i am trapped in the internet. i just wish he would try to rescue me, rather than selling me something.
b) it’s true too that everyone who uses the internet does some kind of internet marketing. isn’t that a prerequesite? i mean, even mahir cagri is involved with self promotion…how else can you explain that hot speedo pic?
c) i enjoyed how he spelled his product “keyword houndog” inconsistently. later in the email it became “keyword hounddog”. maybe he’s not so good at advertising after all…

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Pronunciation: 'ch&mp
Function: noun
Etymology: perhaps blend of chunk and lump
Date: 1883

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