whoa, i STILL have sideburns?
ANOTHER person complimented me on my new sideburns on the street today.
him: hey, looking good. how long have you been growing them? *motions to his sideburnish area*
me: ummm…a year and a half now?
him: NO!
again, i tried to make him feel better with the “well, i’m not wearing a ballcap today” comment, but really, wtf? if you haven’t been following this ongoing and enthralling saga, this isn’t the first time it’s come up…