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26 Aug 04

whoa. i have SIDEBURNS?

two different women, both of whom i see quite regularly, told me today that i look a lot different with sideburns. i had to tell both of them that i’ve in fact had sideburns for over a year and a half now. this isn’t an isolated incident either – it’s maybe the 4th or 5th time i’ve received such a comment in the last couple months. my explanation to them, when they feel bad, has typically been, “well, i’m not wearing a hat…” what i don’t say, however, is that i don’t usually pull my baseball cap down to my chin. usually.

in other news, my blogging has sadly had to take a bit of a back seat to insane amounts of work. hopefully this will change soon ’cause i’ve been sitting on a new john orr newsletter that i wanna scan in – aka pure comedy gold. stay tuned.

3 Responses to “whoa. i have SIDEBURNS?”

  1. 1
    anne Says:

    honestly, i don’t recall you having sideburns. i think you are mistaken.

  2. 2
    jo Says:

    sideburns? you are making it up!

  3. 3
    cin Says:

    maybe you’ve been wearing your sideburns behind your ears?

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