suggestions? i’ll give you suggestions
around campus, we have web terminals set up to allow students to quickly check email, etc. between classes. each of these kiosks also has a suggestion icon on the desktop to allow people to suggest improvements to the software environment, new locations for kiosks, etc. however, because there are a number of these kiosks about 20 feet from a campus pub, i often get bizarre submissions. case in point, last night at 1:45 am i received:
Useful?: No
Primary Use: emial
Suggestions: fuck queens, that is what i know in my heart
the words of someone who finished their final exam ever?
example #2:
Suggestions: Yea get some real computer you fucken cheap pussys.
Suggested Locations: Try outdoor idiots
i DO listen more to people who don’t know how to pluralize properly…
example #3:
Primary Use:
I don’t understand this program and can’t find anything on it.
It’s difficuct to use and not very security conscious.
Can’t get on the Web.
Suggestions: Make it easier to understand
it’s true – clicking on the link that says “web browser” IS challenging…
example #4:
Suggestions: i don’t like the people who look at porn beside me. it really bothers me.
Suggested Locations: how about in the boys bathroom so the pervs can use it for porn there
now THAT one brings up a whole other question for another post…
example #5:
Primary Use: Hey this is Teri I am cool I live in a cardboard box I love Elmo We are a couple
uhhhh.