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25 Mar 04


i’ve been doing a lot of thinking about birthday presents this week, what with jo’s birthday being wednesday (happy birthday jo!) and my grandma’s being next week. as a result of this thinking, i’ve come to a conclusion about my own birthday present desires: i don’t want to receive ANYTHING that doesn’t contain the following label:

yes, i have chosen to wear only clothes that vaguely resemble cashmere. if you need assistance finding such clothes, please visit S&R’s “bargain corner”. oh, and if you work at S&R, i apologize for stealing the label off of one of your fine garments – i was half expecting the old woman who works in that section to take me down as i left the store.

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Pronunciation: 'ch&mp
Function: noun
Etymology: perhaps blend of chunk and lump
Date: 1883

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