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02 Feb 04

shards of hurty

ok, so this afternoon at work i came across and had a good chuckle at its anti-smoking message. fine.

this evening, while attempting to make some juice, a bottle of wine that had been sitting on my fridge for several months decided to fall behind me, exploding into approximately a billion shards of glass. the irony was not lost on me. and, in case it comes up in trivial pursuit, it requires the better part of 3 shitty towels to mop up one shitty bottle of wine.

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Pronunciation: 'ch&mp
Function: noun
Etymology: perhaps blend of chunk and lump
Date: 1883

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