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21 Jan 04

how to create a new identity

remember that scene in shawshank redemption where andy created a new person out of thin air? “a phantom. i conjured him.” etc.

well, i’m on my way to starting my own identity, so i too can escape to mexico someday.

step 1: acquire a credit card under an assumed name. i have chosen the pseudonym of robert g. puge. no one will ever guess it’s me.

step 2: have mail addressed to this pseudonym:

step 3: get some other paperwork. (this step is under development).

step 4: escape to places unknown, preferably while embezzling zillions!

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Pronunciation: 'ch&mp
Function: noun
Etymology: perhaps blend of chunk and lump
Date: 1883

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