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25 Sep 03


so, on my walk in this morning from brock to stauffer, it started to pour. as i was putting up my umbrella i slipped on – get this – a pile of wet raw bacon. yes, that’s right, wet raw bacon. i didn’t actually fall down into the rancid though, which i guess would’ve made for a better story.

also: i just like to say wet raw bacon.

5 Responses to “slippy”

  1. 1
    Sofi Says:

    Why didn’t you bring home the bacon?

  2. 2
    robin Says:

    but that’s just a stupid dream that I won’t realize
    ‘cuz I can’t even look in your eyes
    without shakin’, and I ain’t fakin’
    I’ll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon.

  3. 3
    Sofi Says:

    What’s up with your neglect of your blog, Rob? gets updated more often. Maybe I’ll just switch over.

  4. 4
    pager Says:

    sigh, i tried to post twice last night. both times my internet was down.

    i do strongly recommend as a viable alternative to chumptastic though.

  5. 5
    slippy Says:

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Pronunciation: 'ch&mp
Function: noun
Etymology: perhaps blend of chunk and lump
Date: 1883

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