chumptastic dot org 09 Sep
03
an early birthday list
i’d just like to take this opportunity to thank whoever signed me up for the hammacher schlemmer catalogue. now i can, at last, order me a genuine turkish bathrobe, an electric blue 36 string harp, some buckwheat relaxation booties, and of course that damn cotton candy machine that no one bought me last time i asked. i’d love to know who subscribed me. it was a lovely surprise.
