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09 Sep 03

an early birthday list

i’d just like to take this opportunity to thank whoever signed me up for the hammacher schlemmer catalogue. now i can, at last, order me a genuine turkish bathrobe, an electric blue 36 string harp, some buckwheat relaxation booties, and of course that damn cotton candy machine that no one bought me last time i asked. i’d love to know who subscribed me. it was a lovely surprise.

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Pronunciation: 'ch&mp
Function: noun
Etymology: perhaps blend of chunk and lump
Date: 1883

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