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03 Jun 03


ok, so jo’s bike got stolen last week. that sucks a whole lot.

but get this: she noticed a shiny new canadian tire bike, looking a LOT like hers, chained to the porch across the street from her house today. how stupid/gutsy would that be? we attempted some covert ops under the cover of darkness tonight, but alas the bike was gone. so perhaps it was a friend of theirs? or maybe they just realized the stupidity of keeping a stolen bike in plain view of the steal-ee. or maybe they just bought a similar canadian tire bike?

this brings up another question: is it stealing to steal back your bike?

2 Responses to “thieves!”

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    Steve Says:

    According to the Kingston Police, as long as you do not hurt the individual that stole your bike, you are welcome to take it back if you are sure (serial numbers match) that it is your bike. I would be nervous about taking a crappy tire bike back, as they sell thousands of them a year…

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    pager Says:

    advice from the man who beat the shit out of the guy who stole his bike.

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