chumptastic dot org 09 May
03
no one knows sledding like…brett hull?
on my way to work this morning, i happened to walk by a car with what appeared to be a noma gt snow racer in the back seat. nothing exciting there…until i took a closer look: it was a noma “brett hull sniper” racer! decorated in lovely st. louis blues colours, and proudly adorned with the number 16. two questions came to my mind when i saw this:
1. what does brett hull have to do with sledding?
2. more importantly, who the fuck bought this? isn’t brett hull the most reprehensible man in hockey (and, perhaps now, sledding), especially in canada?
on another note, i just noticed another person wanting to buy beta format porn from me. perhaps i should consider a career switch.
actually, it is really hard to get a gt snow racer without bret hull getting a nickel…i bought one for my nephew a few years ago, and had to get scotty to cut new decals for it so it wouldn’t be #16…
May 9th, 2003 at 1:20 pmi actually have no recollection of that. stupid brett hull.
May 9th, 2003 at 6:40 pmbrett hull sucks, and the canucks seem to now as well.
May 9th, 2003 at 7:49 pmrob’s listening to pete yorn. yay for robbie.
you know pete yorn?
May 9th, 2003 at 11:54 pmlong live brett hull hes my honky tonk man
February 2nd, 2004 at 2:04 pmhi landon wanna suck my dick?
February 2nd, 2004 at 2:05 pmPounding away at her friend, Kira’s own opening began to
February 2nd, 2004 at 2:09 pmache again. She slid around on the cushions until her
hole was positioned close to the wildly waving tip of
the dildo. In one motion Kira slid down, driving the rod
into her while her leg and Jadzia’s scissored together.
Both women took the dildo in hand, plunging it back and
forth between them as they looked lustily into each
other’s eyes.
mmm yes, only if you give me a rusty trumpet after, like brett hull gives to the scorpion king
February 2nd, 2004 at 2:11 pmlandon i waan stoke your cock making it bulge and blow hot streaking semen across my face, as i lick it iwth my tougne i shall poop out little bottles of advil so i may admisister up your rectum on a daily bassis
February 2nd, 2004 at 2:13 pmmy fingers smeel like me…and my doggie…someone ate some garlic
February 2nd, 2004 at 2:15 pmmike i want to lick your anus like im trying to kick ice cream from the inside of a cone, i want that chocolate fudge, and then i want a special toppin all over my face
February 2nd, 2004 at 2:16 pmmy legs are itchy, i would put cream on them, but i used it all for jerking off to gay porn with mike, remeber when we shnoodled each other?
February 2nd, 2004 at 2:18 pmbut none of us had foreskin.. so we used a sock.
i want to hear your heart pund as my member enters your mouth with chocloate syurip on it the one u like, the one we made love with first on that warm park bench
February 2nd, 2004 at 2:18 pmlandon will you marry me
February 2nd, 2004 at 2:22 pmmy penis is this big c=======3, but when i look at you, it goes this big c=======================================3 thinkin about the lovely times we had on that warm park bench
February 2nd, 2004 at 2:22 pmyes i will mike.. i willlllll
February 2nd, 2004 at 2:23 pmi feel the same way take my hand in marrage though please my love
February 2nd, 2004 at 2:23 pmthank you my dear…you can give it to me in ass tongiht then
February 2nd, 2004 at 2:25 pmi went to to fart…but i felt poop comin out.. i pucked up my cheeks.. i didnt tocuh down *phew* good thing
February 2nd, 2004 at 2:29 pmi want to bend you over my bed like a wall mounting bracket fits into a corner then drive huge nails into your open oraphise….mmmmm
February 2nd, 2004 at 2:52 pm