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02 Mar 03

oh my god, i’m warm

ok, somehow our temperature will be dropping 25 degrees celcius over night. that’s kinda freaky, but maybe it’s god’s wrath for the comments posted here.

what’s interesting about this is that my apartment is currently about 30C. keep in mind, when the temperature outside drops, my apartment usually becomes a freezer, mainly on account of the wind and the lack of insulation.

so what’s different tonight? i have a new theory: my superintendant lives on the other side of my building, and the wind is currently blowing at her windows (which is relatively rare – it usually blows in my direction). i’m willing to bet that she has cranked up the heat to keep her feet warm. i don’t mind that a bit though; i’d prefer to be too warm than too cold. it’s the rest of the time that bugs me. i think i’m gonna write a letter to her boss to complain. i’ve already submitted a comment card and that didn’t help, so it’s time to go up the ladder.

9 Responses to “oh my god, i’m warm”

  1. 1
    Principal Leggett Says:

    SOMEBODY please finish the words to this song for me! it’s been going around and and around in my head and i’m going insane (more insane than usual anyway)

    stupid post titles ….

    sing it:

    Thinking about tomorrow.
    La la la la la ….

    wtf is it?!

  2. 2
    God Says:

    that’d be ‘don’t stop thinking about tomorrow’ by fleetwood mac. Go God! I rule!

  3. 3
    Sofi Says:

    I know I will surely be smoten for correcting God, but the song is just called “Don’t Stop”. I know this because I actually own Rumours.

    Is anyone else a bit worried about the state of our collective existence/s if God can’t even get the title of a Fleetwood Mac song right?

  4. 4
    God Says:

    I’m afraid you’re wrong — I should know, I played bass on that track.

    2 thunderbolts, coming right up!

  5. 5
    Principal Leggett Says:

    um, God? maybe you’re busy saving souls or somthing? At least the souls of ITS advisors? but do you think you could READ the post next time and respond to the ACTUAL question that was asked?

    luckily, Rob the Devil sent me this:

    now i gotta run and make Queen’s all nice and pretty for that new NSERC chair guy …

  6. 6
    God Says:

    I read what the question was, but I decided to look into your soul to find out what questions you were really asking. And the answers are:

    1 – No
    2 – Once a day, plus twice on Sundays
    3 – ‘don’t stop thinking about tomorrow’ by fleetwood mac (God on bass remix)
    4 – Purple, if you squint hard enough
    5 – James
    6 – The book, but the movie was pretty good too
    7 – Yes, doing it that often will cause you to go blind

  7. 7
    pager Says:

    oh man. god can apparently also be reached at

    i’d like to thank each and every one of you for ensuring my spot in hell, for providing such a blasphemous forum.

  8. 8
    God Says:

    You were going to hell anyways.

  9. 9
    pager Says:

    that makes me feel a lot better. thanks, god.

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