chumptastic dot org 16 Jan
03
i’m facing an impending conviction apparently
i got the greatest letter today. here’s the header (and yes i know it’s blurry. deal with it.):
wow. toronto doesn’t fuck around. i got a parking ticket just before christmas when i went to visit sarah and kristina, and didn’t pay it until last week. had i not paid it, i may have ended up in a red chinese prison. [note: i can’t wait to find people searching for “red chinese” in my referer logs.]
one of the funniest things i’ve heard in ages, courtesy of aly:
“my printer is like that chunk of crappy ice that gets stuck in the wheel hub of your car. i just want to kick the shit out of it.”
that describes pretty much all of the equipment i deal with at work.
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