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15 Jan 03

field trip to the groceteria

i’ve finally done it: i visited the infamous groceteria! and here’s proof:




(click on the image for a larger view of the grossness in all its splendor).

what a great name for anything food related. i also enjoyed the irony of the sign outside being pretty dim when the name of the groceteria is brite’s… but that’s just me. also: homer was right, good things DO end in -teria. brite’s boasts all the polish sausage you can eat. not to mention a classy boarded up window.

currently spinning: the constantines – national hum

3 Responses to “field trip to the groceteria”

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    el scotto the magnificent Says:

    did you actually go in it? or just take a picture from your car and drive away? i assume it was the latter.

    and why is there bars on one of the doors, but not the other?

  2. 2
    el scotto the magnificent Says:

    oh yeah, and thank you for introducing me to explodingdog.com

    http://www.explodingdog.com/twoeight/icantgo.html

  3. 3
    pager Says:

    oh, we went in. we don’t mess around. there’s a deli in the back, and polish newspapers in the front. also: a floor that makes a cracking sound when you step on it.

    in summary: don’t go.

    ps. that’s one of my new favourite exploding dogs.

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