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12 Jul 02

i’m gonna name my first born leif (like 10 other parents in BC)

hmm. according to 9 parents in british columbia named their son talon last year. 9. i am a firm believer that if you want to name your son talon, you have no right being a parent (same goes for the 6 who thought silas was a good idea, or the 7 who chose mohit). good luck at school, son.

i attended a lovely potluck picnic tonight after work at which i ate many salads and sat on a tarp in the middle of pervert park. after the meal was over we wandered down to eat fabulous ice cream and watch some buskers at kingston’s annual buskerfest. i was less than impressed, especially since the performances ended about 1/2 hour after we arrived, so we ended up sitting at a pub for a few hours. the pub, however, did not provide refuge from two clowns who happened to be walking up the street 20 minutes or so after we arrived (named watt and choctaw, and holy shit they have a website) and told the lamest jokes and performed some “magic”. good lord. we didn’t impress them by not tipping them. watt could have passed for milton from office space in a lot of ways.

the rest of my day was uneventful so i’m not telling. nyah.

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