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so why exactly did the library (where my office is) turn the air conditioner up when the temperature finally dropped to a more comfortable level outside? i was freezing at work today. i wouldnt have minded it as much when it was 45C (110F) outside.
anyway, another day without good stories is coming to a close. the highlight of my night has been the 2.5 hour nap i took (5:30-8 pm..yikes). i just hope i can sleep tonight after that.
news of the day: i got an email from the dears today saying that their guitarist left the band. when i read that i was kind of disappointed, until i learned that rob benvie (!) ex of thrush hermit (my favouritest band ever), currently of tigre benvie is his replacement. i’m totally excited about that! two of my all-time favourite bands merging. as robin put it, that would be like joel plaskett joining sloan for me. tres excitant.
the funniest site i’ve seen in ages:
the big book of sign language
go there. now.
I believe that circumsizion should be a law… anyone who is not cercumsized should get it done!! Those people who are not are in my opinion very gross!!!
February 26th, 2003 at 10:52 ami’m not circumcized an it feels fine and trust me the girls like it b/c usually everyone else’s penises is the same!
March 5th, 2003 at 8:54 pmI am circumcized, and I’m very glad. I have a lot less worry of hygiene and infections (yes, uncircumcized men can get yeast infections). I have a friend that was “uncut”, and in his teenage years, had to have a circumcision done because the skin wasn’t stretching right and would cause him pain every time he was erect. Also, I was “with” someone who was uncircumcized, and it kinda threw me how he had to wash before having sex because the foreskin acts as a “trap” for dirt, lint, urine, semen as well as a breeding ground for fungi. Also, sex became sort of a problem because the head is MUCH more sensitive than the exposed head of a circumcized penis – so delicacy had to be taken. Someone else I knew had the habit of urinating in the stall rather than using the urinal, because he didn’t feel clean unless he used a tissue to “wipe” when he was done. Sounds like a HUGE inconvenience to me. I’m so glad I don’t have to deal with any of that.
May 15th, 2003 at 12:23 amthanks Freddy! that was a very enlightening paragraph. please post more here.
May 15th, 2003 at 6:33 pmOh my god.
May 15th, 2003 at 7:46 pmoh my god…pager, you running a porn site here?
May 16th, 2003 at 1:12 pmI am 14 and am uncut. I think there shouldn’t be a choice weither or not to cut the foreskin off. It should be a law. My skin isn’t stretching right and the head is covered all the time and during sex it hurts because the skin stretches. I want to get circumsized but I am afraid that it will hurt. LOL ! I was just wondering if you had to stay over night and if they put you to sleep and all ? Because I don’t want to feel anything. And I am afraid to tell my mother I want the operation and to tell her the reason I want the operation. If anyone know anything just reply because I want to know the ins and outs of the procedure.
Please don’t e-mail me beacause my internet is cut off just post pointers on here and i will pick them up
February 20th, 2004 at 10:16 pmI think you should just go the whole nine yards and get a complete sex-change operation. Or just perform the surgery yourself with rusty tin-can and a bottle of vodka.
February 23rd, 2004 at 1:22 pmpatrick, i really truly think you are doing the right thing by looking for information on chumptastic. other people in your situation may make the rookie mistake of relying on so-called “scientific” or “medical” websites. for a 14-year old, you are wise beyond your years. i salute you.
p.s. uncut penises are cute, like a shar-pei. who doesn’t like puppies?
February 23rd, 2004 at 1:56 pmThere is a law regarding circumcision, and it’s being violated every singal solitary time that an infant male goes under the knife.
Haven’t you heard about basic human rights, or what about laws pertaining to TORTURE. Have you seen a video of a circumcision being performed on a baby? They acctualy strap the child down to what is called a circumstraint. (hmm, sounds like torture to me).
Patrick, Im sorry to hear you’re having problems with your foreskin. When you GO to your doctor, ask about BETAMETHASONE.
Melissa, Your oppinion is duely noted, but how much do you realy know of the subject?
FreddyFromEnfield, WITH?, forget it. Proper hygene is essential for any human being irregardless of their physical nature. I just hope you boys were practicing safe sex.
Anne, I’m going to place you in the same catagory along with Melissa. Do you realy think all these people would waist their time posting these so-called “scientific” or “medical” websites if there wasn’t some bit of information that a person could learn from them?
June 1st, 2004 at 3:49 amp.s. more like an elephants’ trunk. 🙂
i don’t think leo understands “sarcasm”… and also, ewwwww.
June 1st, 2004 at 9:36 amsarcasm? if you get circumsized you can have multiple sarcasms!
June 1st, 2004 at 2:38 pmhey leo, you spelt opinion wrong.
June 1st, 2004 at 4:29 pmHey Scotto, you spelled “spelled” wrong :^)
June 1st, 2004 at 6:57 pmspelt is a word…
you ruined my joke. way to go.
June 1st, 2004 at 11:00 pmAnne, I misread your post. Please accept my apology. (or is it two P’s?) I was drinking when I posted lastnight, and drinking again tonight. 🙂
June 2nd, 2004 at 1:20 amYes El Scotto, I did mispell ‘opinion’, and a couple others. But this confounded website wouldn’t let me go back and edit. Oh well.
Just out of couriosity, can anyone determine that I’m ‘anit-circ.?
spelt: a hardy wheat grown mostly in europe. in your face, robin!!!
oh leo, i wonder two things. #1: what tragedy befell your foreskin that you are so “anti-circ”?; and #2: why are you consistently getting drunk and google-ing “circumcision”?!?!
** note ** these are rhetorical questions. please do not actually answer them!!
June 2nd, 2004 at 3:03 pmin the dictionary is does say that spelled and spelt can both be the past tense of spell.
June 2nd, 2004 at 4:27 pmis does say indeed!
June 2nd, 2004 at 8:52 pmthank you for pointing out scott’s grammatical error. now i don’t feel like the nitpicky one…
June 2nd, 2004 at 11:36 pmThat honor will always reamin, uniquely yours.
June 3rd, 2004 at 12:43 ami feel like leo is a bot that was programmed by someone who can’t spell.
June 3rd, 2004 at 7:17 amRegarding the foreskin debate. I personally like my cock the way it is. I would feel inadequate around women if my dick looked like a shriveled up turd.
I also collect foreskins and make wallets from them.
July 17th, 2004 at 8:12 pmnote that this guy isn’t to be confused with el scotto, whose opinions i actually care about.
July 19th, 2004 at 8:52 amYou all stink
August 9th, 2004 at 3:51 pmI wasn’t circumcized… yea and? There is nothing wrong with it. Hygene? ROFL… if you take a shower like all other normal people do then you don’t have to worry about it even if you are not circumcized. 😉 I hate when some girls say “UNCIRCUMCIZED EWWW” Whats so eww? I mean shit look down your pants and there is a huge piece of skin hanging down on your clit, bitch. Girls get cirumcized too, go google it if you don’t believe me. I mean shit how come it’s alright for a girl not to be cirumcized and it’s nasty for a dude, girls got to wash their shit all the time too or they get infection in there just like uncirumcized guys can.
November 11th, 2004 at 10:51 amhey does it cost any to you to get your penis circumcized when you go to the doctor?
December 17th, 2004 at 12:36 amdoes it cost to get your penis cut when you go to the doctor? contact me at katiesluver08@netscape.net
December 17th, 2004 at 12:38 amthis is officially my favourite series of comments on any blog ever… and also the one where people most obviously do not read the original post before commenting.
December 21st, 2004 at 11:38 amcontact me at katiesluver08@netscape.net
that katie is one lucky chick, let me tell you.
December 24th, 2004 at 12:57 amI’ve never actually had any experience with a guy that was circumsized, but it really doesn’t matter anyways. When they aren’t, it’s way easier to give them a handjob, you don’t have to use any lubricants or lotion(…or whatever you use..). I just like penises in general:),lol, circumsized or not.
February 7th, 2005 at 4:34 pmI am not circumsized, i want to get circumsized, because when i ever have sex i dont want to my pants off and then a girl freaks out and dosn’t want to do it.
February 15th, 2005 at 7:07 pm