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10 Jul 02

i circumcize teenagers

so why exactly did the library (where my office is) turn the air conditioner up when the temperature finally dropped to a more comfortable level outside? i was freezing at work today. i wouldnt have minded it as much when it was 45C (110F) outside.

anyway, another day without good stories is coming to a close. the highlight of my night has been the 2.5 hour nap i took (5:30-8 pm..yikes). i just hope i can sleep tonight after that.

news of the day: i got an email from the dears today saying that their guitarist left the band. when i read that i was kind of disappointed, until i learned that rob benvie (!) ex of thrush hermit (my favouritest band ever), currently of tigre benvie is his replacement. i’m totally excited about that! two of my all-time favourite bands merging. as robin put it, that would be like joel plaskett joining sloan for me. tres excitant.

the funniest site i’ve seen in ages:
the big book of sign language
go there. now.

32 Responses to “i circumcize teenagers”

  1. 1
    Melissa Says:

    I believe that circumsizion should be a law… anyone who is not cercumsized should get it done!! Those people who are not are in my opinion very gross!!!

  2. 2
    Stephen Says:

    i’m not circumcized an it feels fine and trust me the girls like it b/c usually everyone else’s penises is the same!

  3. 3
    FreddyFromEnfield Says:

    I am circumcized, and I’m very glad. I have a lot less worry of hygiene and infections (yes, uncircumcized men can get yeast infections). I have a friend that was “uncut”, and in his teenage years, had to have a circumcision done because the skin wasn’t stretching right and would cause him pain every time he was erect. Also, I was “with” someone who was uncircumcized, and it kinda threw me how he had to wash before having sex because the foreskin acts as a “trap” for dirt, lint, urine, semen as well as a breeding ground for fungi. Also, sex became sort of a problem because the head is MUCH more sensitive than the exposed head of a circumcized penis – so delicacy had to be taken. Someone else I knew had the habit of urinating in the stall rather than using the urinal, because he didn’t feel clean unless he used a tissue to “wipe” when he was done. Sounds like a HUGE inconvenience to me. I’m so glad I don’t have to deal with any of that.

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    el scotto the magnificent Says:

    thanks Freddy! that was a very enlightening paragraph. please post more here.

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    Sofi Says:

    Oh my god.

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    alexands Says:

    oh my god…pager, you running a porn site here?

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    Patrick Says:

    I am 14 and am uncut. I think there shouldn’t be a choice weither or not to cut the foreskin off. It should be a law. My skin isn’t stretching right and the head is covered all the time and during sex it hurts because the skin stretches. I want to get circumsized but I am afraid that it will hurt. LOL ! I was just wondering if you had to stay over night and if they put you to sleep and all ? Because I don’t want to feel anything. And I am afraid to tell my mother I want the operation and to tell her the reason I want the operation. If anyone know anything just reply because I want to know the ins and outs of the procedure.

    Please don’t e-mail me beacause my internet is cut off just post pointers on here and i will pick them up

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    robin Says:

    I think you should just go the whole nine yards and get a complete sex-change operation. Or just perform the surgery yourself with rusty tin-can and a bottle of vodka.

  9. 9
    anne Says:

    patrick, i really truly think you are doing the right thing by looking for information on chumptastic. other people in your situation may make the rookie mistake of relying on so-called “scientific” or “medical” websites. for a 14-year old, you are wise beyond your years. i salute you.

    p.s. uncut penises are cute, like a shar-pei. who doesn’t like puppies?

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    Leo Says:

    There is a law regarding circumcision, and it’s being violated every singal solitary time that an infant male goes under the knife.
    Haven’t you heard about basic human rights, or what about laws pertaining to TORTURE. Have you seen a video of a circumcision being performed on a baby? They acctualy strap the child down to what is called a circumstraint. (hmm, sounds like torture to me).

    Patrick, Im sorry to hear you’re having problems with your foreskin. When you GO to your doctor, ask about BETAMETHASONE.

    Melissa, Your oppinion is duely noted, but how much do you realy know of the subject?

    FreddyFromEnfield, WITH?, forget it. Proper hygene is essential for any human being irregardless of their physical nature. I just hope you boys were practicing safe sex.

    Anne, I’m going to place you in the same catagory along with Melissa. Do you realy think all these people would waist their time posting these so-called “scientific” or “medical” websites if there wasn’t some bit of information that a person could learn from them?
    p.s. more like an elephants’ trunk. 🙂

  11. 11
    anne... Says:

    i don’t think leo understands “sarcasm”… and also, ewwwww.

  12. 12
    robin Says:

    sarcasm? if you get circumsized you can have multiple sarcasms!

  13. 13
    el scotto Says:

    hey leo, you spelt opinion wrong.

  14. 14
    robin Says:

    Hey Scotto, you spelled “spelled” wrong :^)

  15. 15
    el scotto Says:

    spelt is a word…

    you ruined my joke. way to go.

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    Leo Says:

    Anne, I misread your post. Please accept my apology. (or is it two P’s?) I was drinking when I posted lastnight, and drinking again tonight. 🙂
    Yes El Scotto, I did mispell ‘opinion’, and a couple others. But this confounded website wouldn’t let me go back and edit. Oh well.
    Just out of couriosity, can anyone determine that I’m ‘anit-circ.?

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    anne Says:

    spelt: a hardy wheat grown mostly in europe. in your face, robin!!!

    oh leo, i wonder two things. #1: what tragedy befell your foreskin that you are so “anti-circ”?; and #2: why are you consistently getting drunk and google-ing “circumcision”?!?!

    ** note ** these are rhetorical questions. please do not actually answer them!!

  18. 18
    el scotto Says:

    in the dictionary is does say that spelled and spelt can both be the past tense of spell.

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    pager Says:

    is does say indeed!

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    anne... Says:

    thank you for pointing out scott’s grammatical error. now i don’t feel like the nitpicky one…

  21. 21
    Leo Says:

    That honor will always reamin, uniquely yours.

  22. 22
    pager Says:

    i feel like leo is a bot that was programmed by someone who can’t spell.

  23. 23
    scott Says:

    Regarding the foreskin debate. I personally like my cock the way it is. I would feel inadequate around women if my dick looked like a shriveled up turd.

    I also collect foreskins and make wallets from them.

  24. 24
    pager Says:

    note that this guy isn’t to be confused with el scotto, whose opinions i actually care about.

  25. 25
    ass Says:

    You all stink

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    Ramphex Says:

    I wasn’t circumcized… yea and? There is nothing wrong with it. Hygene? ROFL… if you take a shower like all other normal people do then you don’t have to worry about it even if you are not circumcized. 😉 I hate when some girls say “UNCIRCUMCIZED EWWW” Whats so eww? I mean shit look down your pants and there is a huge piece of skin hanging down on your clit, bitch. Girls get cirumcized too, go google it if you don’t believe me. I mean shit how come it’s alright for a girl not to be cirumcized and it’s nasty for a dude, girls got to wash their shit all the time too or they get infection in there just like uncirumcized guys can.

  27. 27
    cool dude Says:

    hey does it cost any to you to get your penis circumcized when you go to the doctor?

  28. 28
    cool dude Says:

    does it cost to get your penis cut when you go to the doctor? contact me at

  29. 29
    anne Says:

    this is officially my favourite series of comments on any blog ever… and also the one where people most obviously do not read the original post before commenting.

  30. 30
    robin Says:

    contact me at

    that katie is one lucky chick, let me tell you.

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    Marissa Says:

    I’ve never actually had any experience with a guy that was circumsized, but it really doesn’t matter anyways. When they aren’t, it’s way easier to give them a handjob, you don’t have to use any lubricants or lotion(…or whatever you use..). I just like penises in general:),lol, circumsized or not.

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    Cruise Says:

    I am not circumsized, i want to get circumsized, because when i ever have sex i dont want to my pants off and then a girl freaks out and dosn’t want to do it.

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