chumptastic dot org 17 May
02
birthday list. take note, chumps.
ergh, i can’t believe i forgot to post this last night. i’ve begun my birthday list, so take note and start saving:
- a cotton candy machine (“look at me! i’m a puffy pink cloud!”)
- a personal disco floor (fuck you, disco is NOT dead)
- a two-person all terrain hovercraft (no more blading to work)
- a five person pedal surrey (but, for that i’d need four friends. oh well.)
and, since none of you ingrates will be buying me what i truly want, i guess it’s a good thing i’m winning that lottery today.
currently spinning: trail of the dead – relative ways
